Three days and no frogs. No toads. This is a head-scratcher. My fear is that a predator of some kind took them out or scared them away.
Another possibility is that I have been a too-nosy neighbor. Picture Gladys Kravitz, neighbor of lovely peaceful Samantha Stevens and her family. I guess I'm Glady in this picture:
"Abner, look! There's a new froggie! We have to go visit!"
Abner (aka my better half): "No, leave them in peace. They really aren't that interesting."
Gladys (me): "I'm going over to visit them, anyway" [I walk over to the pond and sit down next to it with my camera.]
"Oh, HAI! Look at all you you cute little frogs. I wanna take your picture. NOW. Hey, stay still."
Little Frog: "You? Again?"
Toad: "Seriously? Leave us alone, ok? I'm busy. Really busy. HEY, get outta my cave, stupid ^@#&%$#. I am calling the cops here if you don't leave. Oh, and I heard you posted a picture of my ass on the internet and called me fat. Btw, that scorpion was stale. I really need some peace and quiet. Grumble, grumble, grumble. How is anyone supposed to lay eggs in here, anyway, with all this commotion. Go away. "
Another possibility is that I have been a too-nosy neighbor. Picture Gladys Kravitz, neighbor of lovely peaceful Samantha Stevens and her family. I guess I'm Glady in this picture:
"Abner, look! There's a new froggie! We have to go visit!"
Abner (aka my better half): "No, leave them in peace. They really aren't that interesting."
Gladys (me): "I'm going over to visit them, anyway" [I walk over to the pond and sit down next to it with my camera.]
"Oh, HAI! Look at all you you cute little frogs. I wanna take your picture. NOW. Hey, stay still."
Little Frog: "You? Again?"
Toad: "Seriously? Leave us alone, ok? I'm busy. Really busy. HEY, get outta my cave, stupid ^@#&%$#. I am calling the cops here if you don't leave. Oh, and I heard you posted a picture of my ass on the internet and called me fat. Btw, that scorpion was stale. I really need some peace and quiet. Grumble, grumble, grumble. How is anyone supposed to lay eggs in here, anyway, with all this commotion. Go away. "
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